This will amaze a lot of kitties out there - it sure amazes me, but my Mom has a book on the floor by her desk that says, "Why Dogs are Better than Cats." Huh? I can't get the book open so I don't know why anyone would write a book like that and I can't figger out why my Mom would read it!
Seriously, hasn't this person (unless it's a dog...yeah, maybe a dog wrote it!) is clueless, he must not know that "dogs drool, cats rule." Who doesn't know that? Cats are easy to live with, we keep our space clean, we don't cause a lot of trouble, and you don't have to walk us twice a day!
Really, dogs do drool - tell me they don't!
And, they bark, for gosh sakes, they bark all the time! Our dog didn't bark much, but I knew her when she was just a puppy and I had time to train her properly. Other dogs can't stop barking, if you ask me. And they do horrible things like: jump up on you (with muddy paws - eeewwww!), lick your face (slobber all over you, is a better way to say it), sniff you in places they shouldn't be sniffing, and the worst offense of all...they chase cats! Not to mention, dogs smell...especially on rainy days! Cats are soft and when we purr in your ear, it's soothing. I know this cause my Mom says so.
Really now, how can all THAT dog-behavior be better than having a nice, calm, cuddly kitty? Or two? If you have good toys for us, and climbing things, and a soft bed, we're happy. Hey, we don't even eat as much as dogs! I have watched dogs eat! Miss Manners would throw her hands up in horror. Not so with the cats of the world - we're quite particular and do not like to get our food or water all over ourselves. And after we eat, we do clean up properly. I never forget to wash my face.
My Mom will prolly write about that book - and I'll be watching. To all my cat friends, after her report, I'll give you mine.
No way are dogs better than cats! Ha!
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